pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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