your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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