are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize