ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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