I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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