You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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