The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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