I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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