Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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