okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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