If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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