Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
