Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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