and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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