is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
