GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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