Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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