i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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