dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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