I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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