As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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