For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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