I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
This is not my ceiling
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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