I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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