Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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