new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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