were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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