come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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