Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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