is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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