Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
