Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
