Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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