a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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