Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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