it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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