Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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