I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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