so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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