He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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