Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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