Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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