yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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