Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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