I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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