escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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