I want to walk on stilts...naked
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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