Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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