If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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