ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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