I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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