Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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