Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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