What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Two words: nipple clamps
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