Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
