they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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