How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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