The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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