all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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