Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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