Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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